Hell's Bells
Buffy and Willow criticize their bright green
dresses and talk about the rehearsal dinner from the night before. It was
explained that Anya's friends are circus people, which explains their very odd
appearances and surprisingly, the Harris family bought it. Willow has the honor
of best man and Buffy is one of the bridesmaids along with Dawn and Tara. Anya
hugs both girls in excitement about their gowns, which she of course loves.
Xander tries to get dressed with his family and Anya's demon friends
invading his apartment. Xander's parents arrive and Mrs. Harris rants about not
being in the wedding pictures and Mr. Harris bluntly expresses his distaste for
the circus people on Anya's side. Xander's cousin Carol asks about Xander one of
Anya's demon friends, Krevlin and whether he'd be interested in dating her.
Outside on the streets of Sunnydale, an old man appears out of thin air and
walks off, a purpose in mind.
Buffy forces Xander into his cumberbun and
works on his bow tie while offering her happy wishes to Xander on his special
day. Tara and Willow button Anya into her dress while the bride-to-be rehearses
her vows. When the buttoning is complete, Anya shows off her dress and goes on
excitedly about how happy she is. Xander's Uncle Rory shows off his date to
Dawn, but his date is actually just one of the caterers. D'Hoffryn arrives as
does Halfrek and Dawn greets them at the door. D'Hoffryn offers his very alive
wedding gift in a box to Dawn.
Dawn continues to mingle through the
crowd and encounters Spike with a goth date. Finally ready, Buffy and Xander
proceed toward the crowd of mingling guests while reviewing the tasks necessary
to keep Xander's parents out of trouble. Xander greets people and is suddenly
assaulted by people complaining about problems. The old man in a trench coat
drags Xander away from the others and explains that he is Xander Harris, from
the future and the wedding cannot take place. As proof, he shows the younger
Xander a crystal ball that will show Xander what his future is like.
Xander's drunken father offers a toast to the waiting attendees of the
wedding and insults the demons on Anya's side of the "family." Clem and another
demon talk about how annoying the man is, but before a fight can break out
between Mr. Harris and one of the demons, Buffy pulls the drunk man away. In a
view of the future, Xander sits watching TV and yells at Anya while his son runs
around teasing Anya's part-demon daughter. Anya explains that she's going to
make money while he sits around wounded and worthless. An argument breaks out as
they talk about how he got injured helping Buffy, although that didn't save her
life.
In a later scene, Xander, Anya and their two now-teenage kids eat
at a restaurant while the teens fight and Anya comments about Xander's drinking.
Again years later, in their kitchen, Anya yells at Xander for ruining her life
and blames him for her misery. He gets angry, yells back and raises a frying pan
to hit her with, but the vision of the future is cut off before anything
happens. Xander is shocked by the visions and the old man warns him not to marry
Anya. Buffy finds Spike alone and the two talk about the wedding and Spike's
attempt to make her jealous with his date. After he finds that his efforts
worked, Spike realizes it's best to just leave and takes his date away.
Willow runs into Xander in the kitchen and offers the final "best man"
talk then leaves him to practice his vows a little bit longer. Anya continues to
go over her vows in front of Tara, who offers a little advice about words not to
use in the vows. The music begins and Buffy shows up to get Anya, but Willow
pulls her out of the room and breaks the news that Xander is gone. Stalling
while Willow looks for Xander, Buffy uses the excuse that the minister is also a
doctor and had to perform an emergency c-section, so there will be a delay.
Anya tries her vows one more time while elsewhere, Xander walks away in
the rain. The guests wait for the wedding to begin while Buffy informs the
minister of the delay. Mr. Harris heads back to the bar with Mrs. Harris
following and the two complain about Anya ruining the wedding. Buffy begins to
stall the crowd with charades and juggling as Dawn chats outside with a teenage
demon and both compare their embarrassing family and friends. Impatient, Anya
heads out towards the wedding crowd, determined to get on with the wedding. The
news that Xander is gone is accidentally spilled to Anya as Dawn talks to the
demon teen and Anya freaks out.
Mr. Harris and other demons begin to
argue and then a huge fight breaks out between the two sides of the wedding
guests. Tara gets caught up in the battle, but Willow rescues her. Cousin Carol
directs Anya to the man in the trench coat and Anya talks to him about what he
did to scare Xander off. She finds that the man is really a demon she cursed
many years ago who seeks revenge against her. He showed Xander false images
about his future to ruin Anya's wedding.
She begins to cry and the demon
strikes out at her, prompting Buffy to get involved. Buffy starts to attack the
demon and Xander arrives to help save Anya. Anya explains to Xander that he saw
only lies in those visions, but Xander isn't exactly relieved. Buffy and Xander
finish the demon off and the crowd cheers. Fighting continues, but Anya breaks
it up and everyone returns to his or her seats. Xander and Anya talk privately
before the ceremony and Xander explains that he can't marry her. Motivated by
the fear of turning into an abusive drunk like his father, Xander refuses to
allow himself the opportunity to marry Anya and ever hurt her in that way. Anya
tries to convince him otherwise, but can't and sadly, the two part ways.
Buffy, Willow and Dawn sit around at the house and talk about what
happened with Xander and Anya. They feel sorry for both of them and wonder where
Xander is. Meanwhile, Xander checks into a motel by himself. Sad and depressed,
Anya sits alone until D'Hoffryn offers her sympathy, comfort and her job as a
vengeance demon back.